Backfat: Pandemic in Modern Brides

So on Tuesday I decided that I've had it with myself. Sick and tired of being sick and tired. Went to the Hot Dog Shop. Had my last hurah and then went directly to Weight Watchers. So best case scenario- I lose 20 lbs and look really awesome and hot in my wedding gown. Worse case, I lose 20 lbs, gain 35 of it back in a week in Jamaica and suffer a massive heart attack. Either way, I'm still feeling pretty good right now. Ok, ok some of you readers are saying, Carla what's wrong with you, you already look awsome and hot in that gown, but hey, I'm a woman. Oprah has a bazillion dollars and she isn't even comfortable with her weight. It's a woman's perogative. Well, I'll probably look better than her.